A weekend of errors and fun
Monday, August 20th, 2007Well, this weekend, Team ionresistance.com took on Two FIB’s and a Yooper in clash of titans at the Pleasant Prairie Triathlon. Two FIB’s handed us a solid defeat, even with great sportsmanship from Marc Grove. I want to give then all the credit in the world as they soundly defeat us this weekend.
Onto my race report. It was a wet, wet morning. I didn’t think we would race, but my wife and I still loaded up in the car. We drove to Pleasant Prairie and parked. In the dark, I tried to force some air into my front tire… a Zipp 808, but none would go in. There was some in there, so I figured I would ride it to transition and then deal with it if we actually raced… which I did not think we would.
I racked my bike and waited for a decision. After some rain and delays, it was decided we would race. So, back to my bike to try to force some air in. None would go in. I made the mistake of removing the valve extender to try to release some air in case the valve had closed and was not letting air in. Well, after taking the extender off, I couldn’t find the valve. Now I am panicked. I am looking for the mechanic and he had left thinking the race was canceled. So, I hoped VQ could help and although they tried, they could not. So, I was in trouble.
I spoke with my teammates and the other team. The problem was that no air would go in, but there was enough air that we couldn’t take the tire off to remount. So, we came up with the idea we had to puncture the tube. We weren’t sure how we were going to do that without ruining the tire. We came up with the idea that we would take a pin from a race number and puncture it through the sidewall of the tire. It worked. Marc Grove worked fast and hard at getting the tire off and remounting with a new tube. The new tube let out some air, but I thought that was just the natural state of things with the valve.
The race starts and the relays go off. With about 10 minutes before my teammate, Rick Cook, came in from the swim, I got ready. I checked the tire and it was flat. We thought we were done. Marc, in a great display of sportsmanship, offered me his front wheel and he said he could ride his teammates mountain bike. I told him that I should ride the mountain bike and he should race as normal. So, after quickly lowering the seat, I awaited my team. After all, Jim Rung’s mountain bike was about two sizes too big for me, had some rusted derailers, and knobby tires about 45 mm thick. It was not ideal for racing.
I got the chip and took off on the relay. I had to stop to adjust the seat. It cost me about 30 seconds. I was working hard, really hard. I kept thinking I will at least give this my all and try to hold off Marc as long as possible. The relay wave was the last wave to go off for the international distance. Thus, that meant very few people would be behind me on the bike. Just some slower swimmers from later waves and our wave. The way the course is set up, you only see international distance participants for the first half of the bike. To my amazement, I was passing people. Here I am on this mountain bike that is too big for me and I am passing people on $5000 bikes. So, I am chugging along, but going as hard as I could go, and I switch gears and the chain falls to the right of the big chain ring. I have to pull off. I am trying to get the chain loose as it is caught between the derailer and the ring. I am having no luck. Marc pulls up and helps me out. We get it out and off we go. This is about 5 miles into the ride and it cost about 4-5 minutes.
Marc, once again being a sportsman, paced me the next 10 miles. We were going along pretty fast at stretches. I even got that bike up to 23 MPH on some of the flats. At about mile 16-17, a girl has a flat and Marc stops to help her. I told him I would keep going and he could catch me when he was done. So, I am still chugging away, at 100 percent effort mind you, and I am still passing people on really expensive bikes. No brand was immune, Trek, Kestrel, QR, Cervelo and even Orbea. I couldn’t believe it. A woman pulled up along the side of me and commented, “You can really keep that bike moving.” I was trying my best to do just that.
I made a turn and realized we couldn’t have more than two miles left and I was wondering where Marc was. I kept riding as fast as I could though. I figured I would let Rich, our third team member, think we were really winning this thing. I knew that we had lost by default, but I wanted him to work as hard as I did. So, I pull into transition, “in the lead” and handed the chip to Rich to start the run. I then explained to the rest of my team and the other team that they had already won due to Marc’s great sportsmanship.
A few minutes later, Marc pulled in. Mike Biarnesen was more than fast enough to catch Rich on the run and we lost the relay, even though Marc paced me, stopped to help me with the chain, and helped a woman with her flat. That was true sportsmanship by him.
I have to say I had a great time chugging along on that mountain bike. My time was 1:25 for an average of 17.5 MPH. I am thinking I actually averaged about 18.5 when you take out the time it took to fix the seat and the chain. How can I be unhappy with that.
Last night, I remounted the tire, tube and valve and pumped up the wheel. I thought it would hold, but when I checked it this morning, it was flat again. Tonight I was have to change tubes and see what happens.
My valve woes didn’t end there though. This morning, I went to ride my cross bike. As I do every Monday, I pumped up the tires. On my rear tire, I started to put in air and the valve actually separated from the tube. I spent about 10 minutes getting bitten by misquitos trying to fix that thing and off I went.
Overall, I had a great time. I also want everyone to know my wife did the sprint triathlon. She had a PR at 1:31. Also, she did that with only swimming 15 minutes in the last three years. She had a great bike and a great run. I am very proud of her.